One of your screen names (the one you use most on the board) ;-)?
LOL unclefesterschildren the most I do have blossomdeath as well which was from the movie The Last Starfighter but in the film it was called Death Blossom. I know more than you need to know right LOL. I usually do not like to hide cause I love shoving stuff in peoples faces especially when I am correct. Then again, who does not??

And what is your real name? 
I'm currently in the Witness Protection Program, I am on the run. The Philophiles are relentless LOL Just kidding there girls. Ed is my real name, I know its not cool like Phil, Tracii, Steve, Mick, Stacey, Adam and so on

Where are you from? 
Pittsburgh, home of the Super Bowl Chumps LOL Stalking me???? What, no questions about who is my favorite band member LMAO???

Please tell us a little about yourself (This is your one and only chance to plug your shit) ;-):
You guys going Sludge on me now? Well, I am 32. You can check my myspace page www.myspace.com/chaos425 for all the info and half nudes to your hearts desire. I have a new website as well it is www.edogzone.com and its all about dogs and puppies. See I have a soft side to me, then again, there is another motive to this site as well. Anyways here is the myspace page for it http://www.myspace.com/edogzone I sell on Ebay as well and have a day job at a Chevrolet dealership. I also have a girlfriend and she is a hottie.

How did you get into L.A. Guns? 
Headbangers Ball. They played Electric Gypsy and I was hooked. Adam Curry was hosting it then and Steve and Kelly were on as guests. I saw them live in 1989, snuck into Metropol with the help of a friend. I think I was the only 15 year old in a 21+ club. But I did buy a shirt so its not like I was ripping them off LOL

What is your favourite/least favourite song/album?
Here comes the Sludge LOL. Fav album would be their Debut. Least Fav Song would be all the wussy ones on Hollywood Vampires. Its a tie between Hardcore and Waking the Dead, I hate both of those albums. Sorry kids, but I do not sugarcoat anything, I do not like either of them, not my cup of tea no matter what version of LA Guns it is. Tales was pretty good though and the rest are good as well. Ralph who?

Any favourite L.A. Guns story/memory you care to share with us?
A good memory of mine was when they were on the MITM tour they played here and they were doing their bows (A classy thing for a band to do BTW) and after the cheers died down I yelled out "SAVE US SOME GROUPIES" I had them laughing and everyone around me and I got some free beer out of it too so its all good.

What other bands are you into?
Liz Phair, Jimmy Eat World, Poison, Shannon, L.A. Guns ,Guns N Roses, Vixen, Goo Goo Dolls, Love/Hate, Bangles, Faster Pussycat, Ratt,Femme Fatale, Seraphim Shock, Ray Charles, Cure, Depeche Mode, Kovenant, , Megadeth, Slayer , Black Crowes, Frank Sinatra, Type O Negative, Moonspell, Cradle of Filth, Warrant, Skid Row, Tesla, Brides of Destruction, Gloria Estefan, Velvet Revolver, Dokken, Morbid Angel, Blondie, Bangles, Alice Cooper, Anthrax, Lacuna Coil, Nashville Pussy, AC DC, Vain, Broadzilla, John Cougar, Pat Benatar, Jizzy Pearl, Motley Crue, London, London After Midnight, Tesla, 80s Glam, Science Fiction Idols, Twisted Sister, Boston, Led Zeppelin, Free, Bad Company, Rob Zombie, White Zombie, Mercyful Fate, King Diamond, Bush, Dokken, Venom, , Roxy Blue, Nine Inch Nails, Marilyn Manson, Tyketto, Great White, Asphalt Ballet, Venom, Motopsychos, New York Dolls, Green Day, Kik Tracee, Joy Division, Madonna, The Outfield, Kym Wilde, Robert Palmer,Shannon, Tubes, Supertramp, Jimmy Page, Misfits, The Ramones, The Rolling Stones, Keith Richards, Kiss, Bang Tango, SouthGang, Marvelous 3, Butch Walker, VNV Nation, and 1000000000000000 more

Any famous last words?
"Always think outside the box" "if you cannot beat them, profit off of them" Phil Lewis and Tracii Guns rule the world, fuck the Haters LOL CHEERS!!!!!!!!!